[image via The Daily Mail]
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- Shakira is in Baku, Azerbaijan, of all places. The goat whisperer/yodeling enthusiast rocked the Caucasus despite looking painfully pregnant, which goes to prove that her birthing hips readlly don’t lie.
- Tom Hiddleston went clubbing in Reykjavik, Iceland recently, where he failed at flying under the radar by wearing the brightest pair of pants I have ever seen on someone who isn’t picking up trash on the side of the highway.
- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flaunted their love in Paris, proving to the world that the key to a happy marriage is for both parties to be extremely attractive. Well, at least one party — sorry, Jen.
- Jude Law was also in France this week, but instead of showing off his good looks he decided to grow out a handlebar mustache, puff out his paunchy stomach, and don a clinging swimsuit that shows off his — well, I assume they’re genitals but I can’t really tell what I’m looking at.
