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- Nicole Kidman arrived in Paris today rocking what appears to be a mean case of female pattern baldness.
- Bono showed some rocker solidarity by going to a Patti Smith concert in Monaco. Fellow U2 member The Edge was there too, but no one really cares about him. Poor Edge…
- Benicio del Toro and his 7 chins attended the premiere of Savages in London.
- Heather Locklear is in Atlanta filming scenes for Scary Movie 5. With stars like her, Charlie Sheen, and Lindsay Lohan, the film is bound to win at least three Oscars (which will then be traded on the street for crack rocks).
- Speaking of Lindsay, she pulled an Amanda Bynes and got herself in a sticky hit-and-run situation in New York. Why are all of these young starlets becoming addicted to reckless driving? Someone needs to check them into the DMV for rehab, stat!