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- Justin Bieber performed for his adoring fans in Frankfurt, Germany, and I resisted all my urges to make a frankfurter/penis joke about Biebs because Travel Freak is nothing if not a classy establishment.
- Taylor Swift jetted off to Rio de Janeiro today. Meanwhile, her 18-year-old boyfriend Conor Kennedy got shipped off to boarding school to tell all his bros about the older woman he got to second base with over the summer.
- Jennifer Lopez took her boy toy Casper Smart to see Evita on Broadway in New York, and afterward she completely ignored him at their romantic dinner to have a twitter chat with Ricky Martin.
- Victoria’s Secret Angels Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, and Doutzen Kroes spread their bedazzled angel wings and flew down to Miami to do what hot girls do best: take pictures of each other and go to yoga.
- And everyone else was either at New York Fashion Week or the Toronto International Film Festival. Bo-ring.