Earlier today we showed you what it’s like to fly in the classiest first class cabin in the world. To you it was probably like looking into Narnia, but such luxury is commonplace for your favorite celebs. Are you jealous? Enraged? Maybe reading about where these stars have flown off to will calm you down a bit:
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were lured into a toy store in Le Touquet, France by their six children. Meanwhile, somewhere in the world Jennifer Aniston was probably smoking a joint and making out with her hot new fiance Justin Theroux, completely unburdened by the stress of parenthood. The sad, sad spinster!
- Susan Sarandon is at home in New York City for the US Open with her business partner/boyfriend/personal masseur. Go ahead, Susan, get your groove back.
- Elton John steps out in St. Tropez wearing a gigantic piece of costume jewelry and an outfit from the Rosie O’Donnell collection, both of which he purchased at T.J.Maxx.
- Former Bond girl Olga Kurylenko is bringing some glamour to Miami, although we wish she’d have brought Daniel Craig along instead of some paunchy character actor.
- Katie Couric and fellow aspiring talk show hosts Steve Harvey and Jenny McCarthy took a pilgrimage to talk show mecca Chicago to sacrifice virgins on the altar of the Temple of Oprah.